by Matt Schatz

Directed by Brendan Ragan

October 21 - November 27, 2022

Siblings Mordy and Jane have a problem. Their dreadful, centenarian grandfather is an emotional and financial tax on the family, and he just won’t die. Scheming almost entirely via sarcastic and misspelled text messages, the siblings hatch an outrageous plan to relieve their family of their grandfather’s burden.


Zany, twisted and inventive, this dark comedy reminds us it’s much easier to write what we could never say face to face.

“Laugh-out-loud funny...Profound social commentary on communication in the 21st century." 

-Jewish Chronicle

“An up-to-the-minute play, covering multigenerational themes with a wicked sense of humor.”
-Pittsburgh Post-Gazette



Wednesday - 7:30pm

Thursday - 7:30pm

Friday - 8pm

Saturday - 2pm & 8pm

Sunday - 2pm


Content disclaimer: Contains frequent use of adult language.

Run time: 80 minutes, no intermission

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Playwright Matt Schatz


Director/Artistic Director

Artistic Director
Production Stage Manager
Scenic Design
Technical Supervisor & Sound Design
Lighting Design

Master Carpenter
Costume Design

Scenic Artist

Music Coach

Brendan Ragan

Matt Schatz

Summer Wallace

Tori Heikenfeld

Tom Hansen

Alex Pinchin

Ethan Vail 

Eugene Alcorn

Alison Gensmer

India Marie Paul

Creg Sclavi



Jane Berman

Morgan Lavenstein

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Mordy Berman

Jacob Fallon


This production is made possible in part by:
Presenting Producers Jack & Priscilla Schlegel 
Executive Producers Cheryl Wyatt & John Wenderski, Barbara Jacob 
Associate Producers Emilie Robinson, Georgia Higgins, Carole & Malcolm Schwartz, Bob & Pat Baer